1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
abemawaru - rampage, (some other word, yell)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
CD rack.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Uh. House.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:01

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:02 biiiitch

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The weird buzzing noise my computer makes when my phone gets a text.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Homecoming parade. o:

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A text.

9. What are you wearing?
ink on my hands.

10. Did you dream last night?
nah

11. When did you last laugh?
I'm not sure.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Orange. Some posters. Trogdor and Amaterasu. Part of a shirt. License plate. Map of D/P Underground. A shelf.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Oh yes. ._.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Boring.

15. What is the last film you saw?
9. sucked.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
an alienware laptop for izz, one for me, a phone that isn't prepaid, and a better haircut/ds/wardrobe.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
i have one kidney.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make everyone happy.

19. Do you like to dance?
Caramelldansen and harehareyukai only.

20. George Bush:
Is dumb.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
haruhi suzumiya

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
izwzyzx fuck you, school.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Ohayo-gozaimasu, Nippon-san.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"how are you here i don't even"